May 2011
My iPhone autocorrected "pedobear" to "pesobear"
mattches:
OLE
Reblog if you're NOT homophobic.
letyourlightshinebrightinsideme:
3 tags
Dear dad: You snore too loud. Gtfo.
I need some more good blogs to follow. Send me...
April 2011
Tumblr is not prepared for the massive amount of kitten photos I just took.
She’s such a beautiful young lady.
But she doesn’t belong to me.
I’d do anything to steal her away.
It's just an idgaf kinda day.
When I was younger and my parents left the house.
sweetlooking-brazilian:
pepper-doll:
Me then:
me now:
But then when they weren’t home by the time they said they would be home:
“OH MY GOD, THEY DIED.”
SO TRUE
OMG YES
I get no messages, aren't I popular?
They get message (200) and their all like:
I get message (1) and I’m all:
If I got (200) in my ask I’d be like:
And I’d be answering them like a boss:
but no, no one ever sends me anything.
When guys cut their hair...
You were so cute. WHY DID YOU DO THAT.
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in full.....
tanglicious:
justfuzz:
PFFFFFFFT. XD
When people who weigh less than you say they're...
underastreetlight:louieezak:
Then what am I, fucking Jupiter?
My god I miss kissing and cuddling a lot ._. ...
Love is when the feeling of infatuation never fades. Not even a little.
I just want cuddles until I fall asleep
dressedupindesignerdrugs:
The moment when you see a little kid, and think,...
ALL THE TIME!!
Excuses for everything. Okay cool.
I’m done complaining for the night.
When you make an obvious hint at someone and they...
-____-‘
You cannot have a relationship with someone...
